Hi:
I'm a dairy farmer in Iowa. I just bought this sailboat, called something like a Hobo cat. I tried putting it in my horse trough, as it's the biggest body of water in Iowa. It didn't fit as I could only get one pontoon in it. I borrowed another horse trough from my neighbor, Harold. He now has a tractor, so he got rid of his horses. Now, both pontoons are in the water. The problem I got is that when its real windy, one pontoon keeps going under water. What am I doing wrong?
Bye, gotta milk the cows again.
Walter
(The above is a fictional account made to fool those folks who live on the coasts. I hear thay ain't too bright.)