My current standards are:
1. Human
2. Female
3. Breathing
Breathing?
Man, you ARE fussy!
I've entertained removing one of the criteria if the current drought continues much longer.
OK, so when I was in the Air Force, we would deploy for "Temporary Duty" the acronym is, TDY. And when we go on TDY, we had standards too. They had to be a TDY 10.
So what's a TDY 10?
A "4" and a 6 pack of Pabst.
George Carlin: "I've never F'd a ten, but I've had five two's in one night, and I think that should count for something."
or as one of my friends dad's always says, "go ugly, go early"
