Still my all time favorite boat name was the big IOR boat, back in the mid 80's I think, "FUJIMO!"

Everyone thought it was some type of Japanees word for Storm, or Wind or something because there was another big IOR boat named TSUNAMI. But when they interviewd the owner and asked what it meant he said, "I named it after my ex-wife. It means "F-U Jane, I'm moving OUT!"

Priceless.

My next door neighbor had a ratty old wooden cabin cruiser of a powerboat he named DILLIGAF. It looked like crap, paint peeling, missing a window or two, etc.

But that name?? I had to ask. He just looked at me and said, "DO I Look Like I Give A Fk?"