Really? In case you haven't heard this one before...

After I got home from the hospital (was checked out for hypothermia because my lips were still purple 45 minutes after being pulled off the bottom of my turtled 16), I called the Coast Guard to get the last known position of my boat so I could go after it with some friends.

Guy on the phone says "We have a vessel on scene now. Do you have any suggestions on how to right it?"

Long story short, it came back with one of the hulls broken into three, separate, pieces.

Mike