Paddling!?! kiss, I'm out. The only paddle I'm any good with is wrapped in leather and studded.
On second thought, I'm back in. Time for y'all to be really afraid.
Beth might get pissed.
She won't get pissed, but I do see her shaking her head and mumbling under her breath about all the lunatics on the beach. And Tawd....you fall squarely in the middle of that group, so don't start getting all high-and-mighty on me now!
