That's always the problem with modern flying, you gotta check that stuff. Lame. Think they'll let me bring an Estwing? Probably not.

I know all the HHS (Homo Hot Spots), from your Facebook upgaytes, err updates.


Sweet bumbling baby jeebus, I'm ready to get my skinny butt on the plane and pour a rum drink that makes Karl1 faint. Hear that skip? Hit the liquor box, and have Beth give you a ride to the store when you're done!