When in doubt, sit further forward.
You keep telling yourself that Sam. That's a very old school thought of catamaran sailing, it's even the way I was taught. These new boats you can definitely sit too far forwards, a couple feet in front of the crossbeam is really max.
Geebus Todd, when did Sam piss in your fruit loops?
I'm sure you don't realize it but you two are more alike than not. And don't call me and give the the "you don't know sh!t old man" speach unless you change it up and make it interesting. Besides the call always ends the same way, I say something you don't like which makes you mad and you say f@ck off grandpa and the call ends. You're like the son I never had.
