here's the problem that she hopes the "i-husband" will fix (from a recent conversation - you can figure out who the speakers are)

idiot walks into room, lovliness reclined on sofa staring at phone

lovliness: "Hey, can you put that over there?"

idiot (looking baffled): "uhhhhh... what?"

lovliness: "Put it over there!"

idiot: "Put what over where?"

lovliness: "Are you [explitave] deaf? PUT IT OVER THERE!"

idiot: "yeah, that's not helping..."

lovliness: "[referring to various religious dieties] you are an idiot"