One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy

"and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while.

"But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night."


Maybe Sam won't talk to us for 31 days?

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan