What other sort of a translation would you expect from the SWISS Catamaran site?? This is a country that "sails" at altitude so high above sea level that most of us would get a nosebleed if we sailed there. How “spooky” would it be if all the spectators "yodelled” at you as you sail past? This is a country where they have not one, but three "official" languages. This is country renown for both its cheese and its chocolate, but when they have chocolate covered cheese??? And sailing with a squeaky voice in tight “lederhosen”, just what sort of an English translation would you expect??