(and for anyone that thinks that I write in anything other than a sarcastic tone when dealing with anything other than sailing (and sometimes even when talking about sailing, especially if vvouter is involved) should know that I'm hardly ever serious about these kinds of things. I thought the donut line would have given you a clue, I guess not.)
(but I do love my little SUV)
My God, man. There are things you can joke about and be sarcastic with. But Donuts? I'm shaking my head. Nobody, but nobody, should ever make sarcastic remarks involving donuts! I mean, is nothing sacred anymore? What kind of times do we live in when people can mock the wholesome goodness of the donut? To people on this thread who have mentioned that war is or is not the answer to anything I can only say this - war is absolutely justified if our donuts are being threatened. So back off on the donuts!
By the way, I believe I would also love your little SUV, if only it had seat covers made of baby seal skins.
In Glaze We Trust,
Keith
Minister, Our Lady of the Eternal Boston Creme
