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Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... #170124
03/02/09 04:07 PM
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OK, I'll start.

I saw this bumper sticker on a car recently. You know how some vehicles have stats like '0-60 in 4.8 seconds'.

Well the bumper sticker read:

0 to B!TCH in 1.5 seconds!

Another one I saw, with a MILF driving:

If you're going to ride my butt, you'll have to pull on my hair too!


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170125
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I saw the "hair" one too. A dude was driving. I almost yacked...

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170127
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170128
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" The more I get to know most people,
The more I love my dogs."
Also
"My dog is smarter than your Honor Student."

Last edited by hobie18rich; 03/02/09 04:30 PM.

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170129
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My equestrian daughter has this on the back window of her pickup truck:

"My horse bucked off your Honor Student"


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170132
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ThunderMuffin] #170134
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170137
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HOw about,

'Horn Broken, watch for finger'


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'Long Live the Legend of Chris Kyle'
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170152
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"I live with fear everyday...but sometimes she lets me race"

from a NO FEAR bumpersticker

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: tigerboy1] #170153
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170154
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170155
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For the conservatives in da house:

"Instead of spreading my wealth.........
.........Spread my work ethic"

or


It's not trickle down wealth..... it's trickle up poverty"




Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: zander] #170161
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"As a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn road"
"Danger. I drive like you do"
"My kid beat up your honor student"


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: JACKFLASH] #170174
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: JACKFLASH] #170175
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Gulf Coast relocated from Cali...
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When I lived in Bakersfield California (lots of underachievers)I saw one that said;

"My child was inmate of the month at Lerdo State Prison."


Lee

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: TeamChums] #170198
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Framingham, MA
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The only political bumper sticker I have ever appreciated....

"McCain/MILF '08"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: acceleratedchaos] #170199
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170200
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Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.



Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170202
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That last one reminds me of a popular one from way back.

"Welcome to New Hampshire, now leave."


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: acceleratedchaos] #170205
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That's "VPILF".

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