"lead keeled phrf machines" is way too longwinded

Try using the term, "leaners." Like, way more hippiefied, man.

The irony in accusing Cliff of being a hippie is just too damn funny. for those who don't know, the back of the STRATEGERY (which right there is a Bushism) team shirts says something to the effect of 'global warming makes more water to sail in' or some such.