lol... my gf calls my boat "your mistress". I told her i tried to cuddle with my boat.. it was to hard to get in my bedroom...

When she asked why boats are named after women, i said they demand all your attention, and suck your wallet dry... just like a woman. That didnt sit so well. Lastly... i learned... gf and spinnaker don't get along with eachother... i am not even allowed to mention that word around my gf... lol...