oh come on Jake....
surely you see that an uzi is clearly indicated for any self respecting parent with small children that only desires to protect his family!
Or what about well meaning sportsmen? How often do you really think they should have to pull a trigger to shoot a deer?
OH WAIT!
how are you supposed to fulfill your right to overthrow the government without such a basic weapon?


I like handguns and would like to own one... however I just can't get over the impracticality and danger when you have small kids. If you lock one up well enough so your kid doesn't find it and shoot himself or a friend with it then it is worthless for "home defense" anyway.
when I was in grade school I had a friend whose dad collected guns. He had probably 60 guns (handguns mostly) hanging on his wall in the basement. His kid would routinely take one off the wall and point it at some friends and pull the trigger. Thankfully the dad was at least smart enough to make sure the guns weren't loaded... but he did leave ammo laying all over the place.