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I feel like I dropped into the middle of a Carl Hiaasen novel and don't know the beginning or the end.


Remember this ending?


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Caller: Hep meh! Peezh!

Dispatcher: Do you have an emergency?

Caller: Yeah, I gah a emoozhenzhee! I gah a fugghy boo-gozer oh meh azzhhh!

Dispatcher: 'Boo-gozer'? Sir, I'm sorry, but you'll have to speak more clearly. This is Levy County Fire and Rescue, do you have an emergency to report?

Caller: Yeah! Hep! Mah baggh is boge! A bing zzhhaa eng mah fay! I ngee hep!

Dispatcher: Sir, do you speak English?

Caller: Eh izzh Engizh! Mah ung gaw zzha off! Whif a gung!

Dispatcher: Hang on, Mr. Boogozer, I'm transferring you to someone who can take the information....

Caller: Ngooohh! Hep! Peezh!

Dispatcher 2: Diga. Donde estas?

Caller: Aaaaaaagghh!!!

Dispatcher 2: Tienes un emergencia?

Caller: Oh fugghh. I gaw die.

Dispatcher 2: Senor, por favor, no entiendo nada que estas diciendo.

Caller: Hep!...Hep!