Keith:

It just gets better and better. Here in Florida the "baby sitting" government permitted an increase on homeowners insurance policies to help rebuild all those waterfront mansions that were destroyed by hurricanes.

My policy will increase about $600, $100 of which will go to the uber wealthy.

A few years back, one of the tiny, ultra wealthy towns on the Atlantic coast outlawed eating or drinking on the beach. I'm told it was very effective in keeping beach traffic down, especially for families with young children.

I would explain the rationale, but the reasoning is much too arcane for a "domestic variety Southern redneck" to comtemplate.

Just enjoy your water while you still have it!