| Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... #170124 03/02/09 05:07 PM 03/02/09 05:07 PM |
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I saw this bumper sticker on a car recently. You know how some vehicles have stats like '0-60 in 4.8 seconds'.
Well the bumper sticker read:
0 to B!TCH in 1.5 seconds!
Another one I saw, with a MILF driving:
If you're going to ride my butt, you'll have to pull on my hair too!
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#170209 03/03/09 08:54 AM 03/03/09 08:54 AM |
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Thanks everyone, just logged on at work this am and got a real laugh out of many of these.
How about this one:
'Keep honking, I'm reloading'
I've also seen:
'my kid had sex with your honor student'
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | It's a bumper sticker I saw, not a comment regarding my better half! Had me wondering too!
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | OK people, these have been REAL good.
I have some, that are about our time, that are not funny or witty. In keeping to my own thread title, I won't post them here.
Here's some more:
'I'm sorry for driving too close in FRONT of you!'
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'Yes, it's MY truck, NO, I won't help you move!'
or, seen on an old car:
'My other car is a piece of sh!t'
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"The clowns called...they want their car back".
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Honk if you're paying my mortgage.
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Saw this one at a reinactment.... no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.
Last edited by Jake; 03/09/09 10:08 PM. Reason: because I didn't want to repeat the blatant and distasteful racism
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Jake posted, 'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....
no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'
Jake, This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.
It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.
I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.
Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?
I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?
Hey Dammitfaster, I failed to see the humor in your last post.
1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster!
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Jake posted, 'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....
no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'
Jake, This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.
It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.
I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.
Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?
I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?
Hey Dammitfaster, I failed to see the humor in your last post.
1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster! My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're getting pretty psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase?
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Posts: 3,224 Roanoke Island ,N.C. | Jake posted, 'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....
no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'
Jake, This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.
It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.
I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.
Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?
I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?
Hey Dammitfaster, I failed to see the humor in your last post.
1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster! My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're starting to sound psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase? Lighten up you Honky,White Bread, Crackah. The Tawd
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My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're getting pretty psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase? I, for one, completely agree with Jake. How does that go? ....All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to say nothing. Something like that. Racism and white supremacism is objectionable in any forum. It is not politically correct to point that out. It is simply correct and necessary.
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Posts: 3,224 Roanoke Island ,N.C. | And yet nobody is offended by the use of honky, white bread or crackah. Funny. My point exactly! Double standards suck.Check out some of the comedians on BET. I'm not condoning racism,humor cuts both ways. Views are like opinions and opinions are like a$$h0les ,everybody's got'em and most of 'em stink.So don't get all "Holier than thou" over someone posting a bumper sticker HE SAW. He didn't print it.
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Jake,
Your friend barry keeps bringing up, on nat'l TV, his 'role model' who was a white supremecist. That's right- Abe Lincoln.
As far as me 'condoning racism and white supremacy'?
If you've forgotten, and want the easy way, I posted Lincolns own words and links earlier in the thread.
As far as me condoning racism and white supremacy? I don't feel I have to vote for a racist, a liar, and/or a socialist, while ignoring ALL the BAD backround, and lack of skills of a candidate, so I can somehow feel better about any guilt I MAY have had while being born a caucasain.
You don't know me Jake, and to add another one of your passive/aggressive remarks on whether I'M a racist? Again, you don't know me. Simply defending your remark is a bit below me.
And Tawd, was just kidding around.
Why Should Rick remove any of these remarks, for your guilt about being born caucasian? (assuming you are).
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Jake,
Your friend barry keeps bringing up, on nat'l TV, his 'role model' who was a white supremecist. That's right- Abe Lincoln.
As far as me 'condoning racism and white supremacy'?
If you've forgotten, and want the easy way, I posted Lincolns own words and links earlier in the thread.
As far as me condoning racism and white supremacy? I don't feel I have to vote for a racist, a liar, and/or a socialist, while ignoring ALL the BAD backround, and lack of skills of a candidate, so I can somehow feel better about any guilt I MAY have had while being born a caucasain.
You don't know me Jake, and to add another one of your passive/aggressive remarks on whether I'M a racist? Again, you don't know me. Simply defending your remark is a bit below me.
And Tawd, was just kidding around.
Why Should Rick remove any of these remarks, for your guilt about being born caucasian? (assuming you are). You attacked me whilst defending a racist statement and I asked you if that was truly your intent. You not only didn't answer the question but now you are boiling over into other topics (while previously jumping on me for being off topic). I suspected that you couldn't see past the reference to the current administration for the true racist nature of the statement and had hoped you hadn't really considered the context of it. It has nothing to do with my or anyone else's guilt - the statement, plain and simple, is a derogatory and hateful statement of racist nature and I don't believe it belongs here or anywhere else. I suspect that there is a predominant majority of opinion here that supports this position. I'm done with the diversion in this thread but I'm quite sure you won't quit without having the last word. Do not expect another reply from me on the topic.
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Posts: 216 Lakewood, Colorado | I saw that very bumper sticker in Louisiana back in 2001 during my first trip to the Spring Fever Regatta. Quite honestly, I was horrified and amused at the same time. The assumption that it is specifically directed at the current administration is probably incorrect. There are many things that make me chuckle that are indeed politically incorrect. Very few of them would I post to an internet forum that would be read by people that have never met me. Even fewer would I say represent my true feelings, or a position that I endorse. I would discourage the web administrator from removing the post. Political correctness has gotten out of hand in this country. Lets not bring it to this forum too. If I had posted something that offended people, I would probably remove it myself. If you are offended by the post, don't read it, Don't repeat it, and don't share it.
Just my thoughts.
Stephen
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#171278 03/11/09 12:06 PM 03/11/09 12:06 PM |
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Posts: 890 Dunedin Causeway, FL | I support Jake and his cape! Go SqueegeeMan! Go!
Look, Andrew, you have that whole CAPE thing wrong. The rubber gloves are the giveaway. Turn that cape around to the front and lower it to Jake's waste...APRON! Voice from just out of the picture yells, "Jake, step back up to the sink and get those dishes done or no slap and tickle for you tonight!" "OK, Honey, I was just daydreaming about showin' the guys how I can fly". ("Cape does not allow user to actually fly") | | | Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers......
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#171279 03/11/09 12:08 PM 03/11/09 12:08 PM | andrewscott
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#171423 03/12/09 09:25 AM 03/12/09 09:25 AM |
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 284 Norfolk, VA Dan Berger
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Posts: 284 Norfolk, VA | "Smart as a Horse Hung like Einstein"
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Posts: 1,884 Detroit, MI | "Smart as a Horse Hung like Einstein" In reference to a Finn sailor: Smart like Bull; Strong like Tractor | | | Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers......
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#171581 03/13/09 06:48 AM 03/13/09 06:48 AM |
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia simonp
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | "CAUTION: I break for pixies, elves, fairies, unicorns, dragons and other mythical creatures that only I can see."
On a restored classic 1960s VW Beetle.
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#171629 03/13/09 11:47 AM 03/13/09 11:47 AM |
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Posts: 1,430 california | "CAUTION: I break for pixies, elves, fairies, unicorns, dragons and other mythical creatures that only I can see."
On a restored classic 1960s VW Beetle. Thats Jeremy's VW bus in Santa Cruz. | | | Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers......
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#171710 03/14/09 08:47 AM 03/14/09 08:47 AM |
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Seen this one on a dodge neon,
MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT, and MY PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT
-and I don't know when it was put on.
some more:
BE NICE TO AMERICA, OR WE'LL BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR COUNTRY
and, If you can read this,Thank a teacher If you're reading this in English, Thank a soldier.
or, Turn the other cheek? Hell, I Kick butt!
or, Jesus is coming, Look Busy
Disourage Inbreeding Ban Country Music
I'm NOT Mooning you, I'm turning the other cheek!
8 out of 10 voices in my head say 'Don't Shoot!'
I've got a Perfect Body, It's in the trunk and starting to smell.
If any of those are repeats, sorry
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#171712 03/14/09 09:35 AM 03/14/09 09:35 AM |
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Posts: 216 Lakewood, Colorado | Apologies in advance for any repeats
Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed
You're just jealous cause the voices talk to ME
Don't Californicate Colorado (A uniquely Colorado Bumper Sticker)
So What if your kid is an honor student YOU drive like an IDIOT
My kid sells drugs to your Honor Student
My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Sutdent
O.B.A.M.A. One Big A$$ Mistake America
( Hey, its just a bumper sticker, not my Opinion) As far as I'm concerned, the Jury is still out, and quite honestly, I'm not nearly as worried about the President as I am about our Congress
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain
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#171731 03/14/09 11:30 AM 03/14/09 11:30 AM |
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#171923 03/16/09 03:11 PM 03/16/09 03:11 PM |
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,253 Columbia South Carolina, USA dave mosley
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Posts: 1,253 Columbia South Carolina, USA | From Casa D'ice Billboard
"Please Bring back the rotary phone so we dont have to press one to continue in English!"
The men were amazed, and said, "What kind of a man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey Him?" Matthew 8:27
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#172006 03/17/09 11:30 AM 03/17/09 11:30 AM |
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Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.
I don't get the Palin one Pontius Pilate did what was asked of him by the people which fullfilling the prophecies gave us a Savior..is that supposed to imply that because Obama was a community organizer he's our...... carl
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#172266 03/19/09 07:18 AM 03/19/09 07:18 AM |
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Posts: 1,152 tampa, fl | Why get married.....just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one | | | Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers......
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#172293 03/19/09 09:37 AM 03/19/09 09:37 AM |
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Posts: 216 Lakewood, Colorado | Why get married.....just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. That one could go on the "Don't ask me how I know" thread
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain
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#172329 03/19/09 01:48 PM 03/19/09 01:48 PM |
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Not a bumper sticker, but it reminds me of a quote I like, goes something like this:
Small minds talk about other people, Average minds talk about things, Great minds talk about ideas.
I have no IDEA who said it though
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#172331 03/19/09 01:57 PM 03/19/09 01:57 PM |
Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 5,558 Key Largo, FL & Put-in-Bay, OH... Mary
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Posts: 5,558 Key Largo, FL & Put-in-Bay, OH... | Small minds talk about other people, Average minds talk about things, Great minds talk about ideas.
Well, I don't know where that quote came from, but it obviously was from somebody who had monitored one of the phone calls between myself and my sister or my daughter, because all three things apply. Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories. | | | Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers......
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#172332 03/19/09 02:01 PM 03/19/09 02:01 PM | andrewscott
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Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia simonp
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.
Simon BLADE F16 AUS405
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#172627 03/23/09 02:52 PM 03/23/09 02:52 PM |
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | Hey Dennis, It's a quote from a movie. Anyone care to guess? I'm sure there are plenty from the other side of the english channel who recognise it. And yes you are right. there are no meek aussies, we've already got the most beautiful part of the earth, what do we want the rest for?
Simon BLADE F16 AUS405
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#172633 03/23/09 04:52 PM 03/23/09 04:52 PM |
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,049 Sebring, Florida. Timbo
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Posts: 6,049 Sebring, Florida. | Got to be Monty Python Holy Grail stuff... Still one of the all time great movies! And tell us about those -meek- Aussie bikers at the airport! Yikes!
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#172655 03/24/09 01:11 AM 03/24/09 01:11 AM |
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Posts: 216 Lakewood, Colorado | Honk if you're making my Boat Payment
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#172664 03/24/09 04:49 AM 03/24/09 04:49 AM |
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | Bingo Those bikers have certainly freaked out the media and politicians (quite rightly too), security expert on the news tonight said that all the extra security we have are only trained to look for nail scissors and we need more uniformed police. Of course the police say we have enough police at the airport (except that they missed the a fatal brawl where the bikies had time to catch a taxi away from the airport!) Back on topic Mum and Dad's car had "I'd rather be sailing"
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#173618 04/02/09 10:36 AM 04/02/09 10:36 AM |
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Posts: 192 WEST. MICH. USA | HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS DOES NOT WIN!
HE WHO DIES WITH THE TOYS AND HAS THE TIME TO USE THEM, WINS!
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#173750 04/03/09 09:06 AM 04/03/09 09:06 AM |
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Posts: 216 Lakewood, Colorado | Your "Fair Share is NOT in MY Wallet
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Posts: 5,525 | I first ran into that sticker in the hippie days. Usually on a paisley print, day-glo painted van; "if this vans arockin' don't be aknockin'".
Later it became, "don't laugh your daughter's inside."
Pete Pollard Blade 702
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | I actually saw these on hats, but I can add them here.
* self deleted one due to it may have been taken to be, well, lets say uncouth.
and, this one, my wife doesn't think it's funny anymore, but I still recite it fairly often:
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe...I'll have another Beer!
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