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Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... #170124
03/02/09 05:07 PM
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OK, I'll start.

I saw this bumper sticker on a car recently. You know how some vehicles have stats like '0-60 in 4.8 seconds'.

Well the bumper sticker read:

0 to B!TCH in 1.5 seconds!

Another one I saw, with a MILF driving:

If you're going to ride my butt, you'll have to pull on my hair too!


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I saw the "hair" one too. A dude was driving. I almost yacked...

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170127
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170129
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My equestrian daughter has this on the back window of her pickup truck:

"My horse bucked off your Honor Student"


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170132
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ThunderMuffin] #170134
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170137
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HOw about,

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170152
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from a NO FEAR bumpersticker

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Timbo] #170155
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"Instead of spreading my wealth.........
.........Spread my work ethic"

or


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: zander] #170161
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: JACKFLASH] #170174
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: TeamChums] #170198
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The only political bumper sticker I have ever appreciated....

"McCain/MILF '08"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: acceleratedchaos] #170199
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170202
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That last one reminds me of a popular one from way back.

"Welcome to New Hampshire, now leave."


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: acceleratedchaos] #170205
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: jkkartz1] #170209
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Thanks everyone, just logged on at work this am and got a real laugh out of many of these.

How about this one:

'Keep honking, I'm reloading'

I've also seen:

'my kid had sex with your honor student'


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170240
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Originally Posted by Todd Bouton
'my kid had sex with your honor student'


I preffer: "My son knocked up your honor student"
or: "My kid sold drugs to your honor student"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170248
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170249
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My favorite....My girlfriend was nude dancer of the month at Mons Venus Gentleman's Club.


If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170260
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170264
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: MUST429] #170285
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170298
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
My favorite....My girlfriend was nude dancer of the month at Mons Venus Gentleman's Club.


I think you got some 'splainin to do, Lucy...


Jay

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It's a bumper sticker I saw, not a comment regarding my better half!


If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170304
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
It's a bumper sticker I saw, not a comment regarding my better half!


Had me wondering too!


Jake Kohl
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Jake] #170307
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Originally Posted by Jake
Originally Posted by ksurfer2
It's a bumper sticker I saw, not a comment regarding my better half!


Had me wondering too!



I was hoping for a story about that, but alas....


Jay

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Hey Karl - isn't that your truck / trailer? grin

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1. Can't we all just get a bong?
2. I drive like this just to piss you off
3. If I don't get laid soon somebody's gonna get hurt!
4. (for the 2004 election) Bush/Cheney - Four More Wars!
5. (for the 1996 election) Role/Hemp '96

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Skipshot] #170328
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170332
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170334
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On a boxy Toyota Scion:
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One I'd like to put on my car:
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What - Me Worry?


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170336
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From the recent election, Very funny.

CHANGE - OBAMA


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170337
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Saw this while driving from Dallas, TX to Fort Worth back in the mid 80's

PLEASE LORD LET THERE BE ONE MORE OIL BOOM, I'LL PROMISE NOT TO PISS IT AWAY.

Saw this in Los Angles the other day:

If you can read this , then please tell the (&(*%&( idiot next to you to put down the cell and drive

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Ventucky Red] #170338
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170346
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This one hasn't been printed yet

"Whose Tibet?"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: I20RI] #170352
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I saw: "Who would Jesus bomb?" a while back. My only thought was Palestine. eek

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170368
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Wing nut] #170371
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170373
03/04/09 10:18 AM
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ] #170376
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OK people, these have been REAL good.

I have some, that are about our time, that are not funny or witty. In keeping to my own thread title, I won't post them here.

Here's some more:

'I'm sorry for driving too close in FRONT of you!'

or,

'Yes, it's MY truck, NO, I won't help you move!'

or, seen on an old car:

'My other car is a piece of sh!t'


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'Long Live the Legend of Chris Kyle'
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170394
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I actually had a set of vinyl letters cut to say this, just never got around to putting it on the boat. It's for the H16 front crossbar. I had a summer of constantly rear-ending people (usually the same person) on the starting line, who would unexpectedly put themselves in irons with 30 seconds to go...

"If You Can Read This... GO FASTER!!!"

Yes, I know, common sense would tell me to avoid that person, which I usually did, but he always found a way to end up where I wanted to be...

Mike

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170423
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: DVL] #170425
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Exactly...

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170439
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170441
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I have kleptomania,
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I take something for it.

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170442
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on a friend's little tiny (and I MEAN TINY) scion...

"The clowns called...they want their car back".



Jake Kohl
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Jake] #170445
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170449
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Originally Posted by Karl_Brogger
I saw: "Who would Jesus bomb?" a while back. My only thought was Palestine. eek


One never knows, but we can guess what his bumper stickers would be like:

"Follow me"

or maybe

"Yes, I actually owe the road"


Luiz
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Luiz] #170452
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John Dowling
AUS9

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ACE11] #170472
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170610
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170617
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170618
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170636
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170638
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It's not important,unless your not getting any.

I like this bumper sticker.

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: fredsmith] #170639
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170647
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: DennisMe] #170674
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Keyboard sailors are always faster in all conditions.
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: TeamChums] #170733
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Keith] #170773
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: RickWhite] #170984
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170986
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Got this today from a co-worker:

Honk if you're paying my mortgage.



Jay

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Saw this one at a reinactment, " Had I known this, I would have picked my own cotton"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: FLL] #171025
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Originally Posted by FLL
Saw this one at a reinactment....


no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.


Last edited by Jake; 03/09/09 10:08 PM. Reason: because I didn't want to repeat the blatant and distasteful racism

Jake Kohl
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Jake] #171057
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Back on track.....

The beatings will continue until morale improves


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I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #171068
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2

The beatings will continue until morale improves


I saw that one misprinted once that said:

"The beatings will continue until morals improve."

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: David Parker] #171076
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: FasterDamnit] #171153
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Jake posted,
'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....

no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'

Jake,
This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.

It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.

I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.

Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?

I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?

Hey Dammitfaster,
I failed to see the humor in your last post.


1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster!


F-18 Infusion
#626- SOLD it!

'Long Live the Legend of Chris Kyle'
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #171166
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Quote
Jake posted,
'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....

no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'

Jake,
This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.

It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.

I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.

Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?

I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?

Hey Dammitfaster,
I failed to see the humor in your last post.


1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster!


My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're getting pretty psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase?


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Jake] #171199
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Originally Posted by Jake
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Jake posted,
'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....

no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'

Jake,
This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.

It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.

I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.

Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?

I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?

Hey Dammitfaster,
I failed to see the humor in your last post.


1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster!


My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're starting to sound psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase?


Lighten up you Honky,White Bread, Crackah.

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Originally Posted by Jake
[quote]Jake posted,

My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're getting pretty psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase?


I, for one, completely agree with Jake. How does that go? ....All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to say nothing. Something like that. Racism and white supremacism is objectionable in any forum. It is not politically correct to point that out. It is simply correct and necessary.


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And yet nobody is offended by the use of honky, white bread or crackah. Funny.

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Originally Posted by Karl_Brogger
And yet nobody is offended by the use of honky, white bread or crackah. Funny.

My point exactly! Double standards suck.Check out some of the comedians on BET. I'm not condoning racism,humor cuts both ways. Views are like opinions and opinions are like a$$h0les ,everybody's got'em and most of 'em stink.So don't get all "Holier than thou" over someone posting a bumper sticker HE SAW. He didn't print it.


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Jake,

Your friend barry keeps bringing up, on nat'l TV, his 'role model' who was a white supremecist. That's right- Abe Lincoln.

As far as me 'condoning racism and white supremacy'?

If you've forgotten, and want the easy way, I posted Lincolns own words and links earlier in the thread.

As far as me condoning racism and white supremacy? I don't feel I have to vote for a racist, a liar, and/or a socialist, while ignoring ALL the BAD backround, and lack of skills of a candidate, so I can somehow feel better about any guilt I MAY have had while being born a caucasain.

You don't know me Jake, and to add another one of your passive/aggressive remarks on whether I'M a racist? Again, you don't know me. Simply defending your remark is a bit below me.

And Tawd, was just kidding around.

Why Should Rick remove any of these remarks, for your guilt about being born caucasian? (assuming you are).


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Originally Posted by Todd Bouton
Jake,
This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.

It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.


This is an Open Forum, anyone can make any comments about "PC" or views....

I support Jake and his cape! Go SqueegeeMan! Go!

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Originally Posted by Todd Bouton
Jake,

Your friend barry keeps bringing up, on nat'l TV, his 'role model' who was a white supremecist. That's right- Abe Lincoln.

As far as me 'condoning racism and white supremacy'?

If you've forgotten, and want the easy way, I posted Lincolns own words and links earlier in the thread.

As far as me condoning racism and white supremacy? I don't feel I have to vote for a racist, a liar, and/or a socialist, while ignoring ALL the BAD backround, and lack of skills of a candidate, so I can somehow feel better about any guilt I MAY have had while being born a caucasain.

You don't know me Jake, and to add another one of your passive/aggressive remarks on whether I'M a racist? Again, you don't know me. Simply defending your remark is a bit below me.

And Tawd, was just kidding around.

Why Should Rick remove any of these remarks, for your guilt about being born caucasian? (assuming you are).


You attacked me whilst defending a racist statement and I asked you if that was truly your intent. You not only didn't answer the question but now you are boiling over into other topics (while previously jumping on me for being off topic). I suspected that you couldn't see past the reference to the current administration for the true racist nature of the statement and had hoped you hadn't really considered the context of it. It has nothing to do with my or anyone else's guilt - the statement, plain and simple, is a derogatory and hateful statement of racist nature and I don't believe it belongs here or anywhere else. I suspect that there is a predominant majority of opinion here that supports this position.

I'm done with the diversion in this thread but I'm quite sure you won't quit without having the last word. Do not expect another reply from me on the topic.


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I saw that very bumper sticker in Louisiana back in 2001 during my first trip to the Spring Fever Regatta.
Quite honestly, I was horrified and amused at the same time.
The assumption that it is specifically directed at the current administration is probably incorrect.
There are many things that make me chuckle that are indeed politically incorrect.
Very few of them would I post to an internet forum that would be read by people that have never met me.
Even fewer would I say represent my true feelings, or a position that I endorse.
I would discourage the web administrator from removing the post.
Political correctness has gotten out of hand in this country. Lets not bring it to this forum too.
If I had posted something that offended people, I would probably remove it myself.
If you are offended by the post, don't read it, Don't repeat it, and don't share it.

Just my thoughts.

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I support Jake and his cape! Go SqueegeeMan! Go!


Look, Andrew, you have that whole CAPE thing wrong. The rubber gloves are the giveaway. Turn that cape around to the front and lower it to Jake's waste...APRON!

Voice from just out of the picture yells, "Jake, step back up to the sink and get those dishes done or no slap and tickle for you tonight!"

"OK, Honey, I was just daydreaming about showin' the guys how I can fly". ("Cape does not allow user to actually fly")

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Originally Posted by David Parker

"Jake, step back up to the sink and get those dishes done or no slap and tickle for you tonight!"


I always wondered about you Dave... now we know!!!!

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MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT,
and MY PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT

-and I don't know when it was put on.

some more:

BE NICE TO AMERICA,
OR WE'LL BRING DEMOCRACY
TO YOUR COUNTRY

and,
If you can read this,Thank a teacher
If you're reading this in English,
Thank a soldier.

or,
Turn the other cheek?
Hell, I Kick butt!

or,
Jesus is coming,
Look Busy

Disourage Inbreeding
Ban Country Music

I'm NOT Mooning you,
I'm turning the other cheek!

8 out of 10 voices in my head
say 'Don't Shoot!'

I've got a Perfect Body,
It's in the trunk and
starting to smell.

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Apologies in advance for any repeats

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

You're just jealous cause the voices talk to ME

Don't Californicate Colorado
(A uniquely Colorado Bumper Sticker)

So What if your kid is an honor student
YOU drive like an IDIOT

My kid sells drugs
to your Honor Student

My Kid Beat Up
Your Honor Sutdent

O.B.A.M.A.
One Big A$$ Mistake America

( Hey, its just a bumper sticker, not my Opinion)
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I'm not nearly as worried about the President as I am about our Congress


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Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

I don't get the Palin one
Pontius Pilate did what was asked of him by the people
which fullfilling the prophecies gave us a Savior..is that supposed to imply that because Obama was a community organizer he's our......
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
Why get married.....just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.


That one could go on the "Don't ask me how I know" thread


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Not a bumper sticker, but it reminds me of a quote I like, goes something like this:

Small minds talk about other people,
Average minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas.

I have no IDEA who said it though


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Quote

Small minds talk about other people,
Average minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas.

Well, I don't know where that quote came from, but it obviously was from somebody who had monitored one of the phone calls between myself and my sister or my daughter, because all three things apply.

Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories. grin


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Originally Posted by Mary
Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories. grin


Thats a sexist remark... and I WONT stand for it.... (so i will sit down) smile

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Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.


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Simon, what are you on about anyway? We all know there are no meek Aussies!

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Hey Dennis, It's a quote from a movie. Anyone care to guess? I'm sure there are plenty from the other side of the english channel who recognise it.

And yes you are right. there are no meek aussies, we've already got the most beautiful part of the earth, what do we want the rest for? smile


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Got to be Monty Python Holy Grail stuff...

Still one of the all time great movies!

And tell us about those -meek- Aussie bikers at the airport! Yikes! eek

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Arghhh I should have know it was Monty Python. In hindsight I'd say it was from "the life of bwhyan" (spelling mistake intentional).

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: DennisMe] #172664
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Originally Posted by DennisMe
"the life of bwhyan"


Bingo

Those bikers have certainly freaked out the media and politicians (quite rightly too), security expert on the news tonight said that all the extra security we have are only trained to look for nail scissors and we need more uniformed police. Of course the police say we have enough police at the airport (except that they missed the a fatal brawl where the bikies had time to catch a taxi away from the airport!)

Back on topic Mum and Dad's car had

"I'd rather be sailing"


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there has been alot of flooding in Fargo and Grand Forks along the Red River this year again. A picture of a T-shirt was emailed to me yesterday:

"I Bagged a dyke in Fargo!"

Cracked me up.

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One I just saw this morning:

If you see this car a rockin'
Don't come knockin'!

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I first ran into that sticker in the hippie days. Usually on a paisley print, day-glo painted van; "if this vans arockin' don't be aknockin'".

Later it became, "don't laugh your daughter's inside."


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I actually saw these on hats, but I can add them here.

* self deleted one due to it may have been taken to be,
well, lets say uncouth.


and, this one, my wife doesn't think it's funny anymore, but I still recite it fairly often:

Everyone has to believe in something,
I believe...I'll have another Beer!


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If your lucky it's only 20 years. Try throwing them out of the house.


Last edited by DVL; 04/05/09 07:36 AM.
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