First you have to tell them what the Orange Bowl is.

I know it's -the- big midwinter kid's regatta in Miami, but since there are no cats, most of the cat regulars here have never heard of it. Do you have the dates for that regatta yet?

I went to it once, in about 1986, to kid-nap my old 505 crew, who was by then sailing for the Navy Academy. I showed up, found him, and took him to South Beach...

Don't ask.