I think Mary should look into her boat being "The Lady and the Tramp". Mary? (But on secoond thought, people might be confused and think it referred to Rick and maybe this isn't such a good idea after all....)

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan