I kept getting stuck with "tew" being a cutesy way of spelling two. Or II. Upside down worked out to "met dnssh" by the way, Mary.
I definitely think "Lady on a tramp" would be a step-up!
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will "It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan