fair enough sir, you drive a hard bargain. If in the future a boy scout rings the doorbell selling subscriptions I will laugh in his face, tell him to come back when he's selling subscriptions to the andrewscott newsletter (or cookies), and slam the door in his face, open the door, apologize for slamming the door in his face, quickly close the door before being beaten by his parents, and prepare the house for a night defense against an angry mob of scouts and their weapons of mass egging.