WHAT?? I think we Americans need to introduce the rest of the World to Duncan Donuts! Let them bulk up to our weights! Why should we have to get off our fat arses and get down to 3rd world weights just to compete?!

BTW, my new crew is an 80lb. 12yr. old boy I bought for 100 Rupees in India...sure, he's light, but my fat azz will make up for it! And he doesn't eat much! It's Win-Win!