Originally Posted by Jake
Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
317-342 depending on whether I weigh myself in the morning or evening.


What is that...in oz?


Kilotons.
I'm tellin' ya "I'm the next big thing".
I'm so big I make Tad look like Tinkerbelle.
I'm so big when I wear my Malcolm X shirt ,helicopters try to land on me.
I'm so big smaller me's orbit me.


"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
Isak Dinesen
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
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