Mike, I've said it already before to you: you have to kick Google out of your system.
1. It's an Android phone, so I don't think that's an option.
2. Why are we blaming the victim? I have nothing in my search activities that I wouldn't show my mom.
3. Why can't Damon get Google to stop allowing these NSFW ads? This is literally the only place I see these ads. Can't be a coincidence.