Template for every single one of these "ooooh woe is we" threads:

1) Whats wrong, there are only 5 people showing up on the weekends to sail

2) Yeah I know, we barely made a class at the last regatta

3) Its always the same people at these regattas!

4) Why don't new people like our sport!?!??!?!?!?

5) We need to get the KIDS involved!!!!

6) But the kids are sailing optis and don't want to keep racing on a floating bathtub.

7) Wouter - F16s! Put them on F16s!

8) Its all those damn PWC's. We can't compete with them.

9) Or Kiteboarders

10) Or skateboarders

11) Or underwater basket weaving!

12) Wouter - F16s are the answer to all our problems!

13) TV is killing our society

14) People don't know how to be parents anymore

15) Catsailing is fun!

16) Wouter - I'm telling you, all the world needs is more F16s!