Originally Posted by John Williams
Reminds me of the Newkirk/Holmes 10 Commandments of Sailing:

1. Thou shalt not be a barge butt.
2. Thou shalt not overstand the gate with the kite up.
3. Thou shalt not lose sight of which section of the bridge the boat ahead just sailed through.

There are seven others... lemme cogitate.


Oh, no. None of these are on my list:

1. Have fun.
2. Pointy end up.
3. Don't hurt your crew.

Mike