Triumph Poops On Trump's Inauguration



“Yes, today Donald Trump will be sworn in and on Monday he will move into the White House,” Triumph began, “continuing his long tradition of evicting black families.”

After the speech had ended, Triumph praised Trump’s nod to Franklin D. Roosevelt, “when he said all we have to fear is fear itself, and Muslims, and Mexicans, most of the Middle East, all of Africa except South Africa, BuzzFeed, Access Hollywood, chemtrails, lizard people, undercover cops posing as hookers, undercover dudes posing a lady hookers, snakes, Saturday Night Live and backstabbing Bruce Springsteen cover bands.”

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