This should make wing nuts everywhere happy, happy, happy!!

Ted Nugent, Alleged Draft Dodger, Weighs 2018 Senate Run

“If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell!” Nugent posted.

Nugent is perhaps best known for his 1977 interview with High Times, in which he said he avoided the Vietnam draft by defecating in his pants. Yep.

Wangy dang sweet poopytang.


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