Chaffetz, after his unending probes of the Obama administration and Hillary Clinton, hasn’t shown any appetite to examine, say, the Trump administration’s ties to Russia or its many conflicts of interest. But the chairman has shown determination to probe, without fear or favor, the threat to America posed by Sid the Science Kid.
Chaffetz did say Conway’s Fox News infomercial was “wrong, wrong, wrong.” Maybe he’ll have a hearing on the matter — once he dispenses with Sid the Science Kid and the rest of the late Henson’s empire. Many unanswered questions remain for Chaffetz to probe:
Does Snuffleupagus really exist?
Are Ernie and Bert just friends?
Does Cookie Monster floss?
Is the Count a vampire?
Does Mr. Noodle know how to talk?
What happened to Big Bird’s parents?
And: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
These are important questions. Maybe Schwantz has the answers.
