Donald is a tortured soul

Who doesn't know how to console.

Kelly fed him words to say;

They didn't come out the right way.

Donald couldn't play his part:

He couldn't say them from the heart.

He only made the widow cry.

Then afterwards he tried to lie,

Claiming that he had not said

The very phrases that he read

From the script he was provided.

The whole maneuver was misguided.

Kelly speaking to the press

Tried to clean up Donald's mess

But it too then went awry,

For it proved Trump told a lie.

That Trump should lie is not bizarre:

Just think about the fake Renoir.

Lies are his modus operandi,

Always ready, always handy.