"So here is where we're at right now: Trump can dominate the news merely by referencing something that didn’t happen in Sweden. … Trump dominates the news cycle the way a fart dominates the interior of a Volkswagen Beetle. There is simply no escape from him." ---John Oliver
"The Washington Post has done an analysis of Trump’s first month as president and says that during that time, Trump has made 133 false or misleading statements. … It’s only been 34 days. It feels like he’s halfway into his second term, doesn’t it? This is the first administration where the public is aging faster than the president." ---James Corden
"You played golf six times in one month? Are you the President of the United States or a San Diego dentist?”" ---Seth Meyers
Trump won’t be flying down to Mar-A-Lago tonight. It’s his one weekend a month to stay in D.C. and wander the halls in his bathrobe scaring the crap out of the prisoners still in Cheney's dungeon under the White House.